Why do you need to wait 1 minute? I want hot water to go right away ... Or when did you have time to get so cold?
Why do you need to wait 1 minute? I want hot water to go right away ... Or when did you have time to get so cold?A story from my friend plumber. I have already told you about him here once, how we repaired a ladder to his friend when he poured an old man’s neighbor. Came once to the call.
A complaint that hot water does not go. In the client’s own two-story house, there is a gas heater, a boiler or something like that. There is no central hot water supply, only cold. The client is an intelligent man of 40 years old and his spouse or cohabitant of 30 years.
The essence of the complaint is that when she opens the hot water she has to wait for some time before the hot water goes. The complaint is clear. It opens the hot water, after 1 minute boiling water begins to go. The device responds normally.Turns on and off as on the clock. He asks what the problem is, it seems to be normal.
The girl, raising her voice, begins to prove that it is not normal and why you need to wait 1 minute, and she wants hot water to go right away. He just in case checks the pressure and something else there. It seems everything is ok. Explains that the device does not have its own tank for permanent storage of a certain amount of hot water, it heats it as it is used, which is very convenient in economic terms, and therefore you need to wait 1-2 minutes for the hot water to go, after which it goes nonstop.
In principle, logically - everything is clear. The man nods knowingly, says: We recently bought a house, I do not understand this system. Well, since everything is within the normal range, then excuse me, so much for your concern, thank you very much.
Then the lady explodes and starts shouting: - Do you give this ... also give money ?! Yes, he did nothing, just standing there talking nonsense! In nothing understands, inventing on the go! I want hot water immediately! Why should I wait ?! Immediately! Call the master, not an idiot!
Then the man turns red to her and grabs her chin, slowly, quietly, but with anger says: - You, b ..., darted to the edge or something? You forgot how to wash your face a year ago, in the village we brought firewood,what would warm the water! When did you manage to get so bored that now you can't wait 2 minutes? You're still here to yell at people and disgrace me?
He turns to a friend (the girl runs away somewhere inside the house): - Excuse me, please ... - and sighing adds - This is how you can live in the mud for 30 years and be a man, and in a year go to the level of the royal bitch
Familiar, vaguely shrugged and left.